It is real : "For anyone who knows my dad or who may be interested in a good read, updates on the irony that is esophageal cancer symptoms on an incredible chef, or dark most definitely want to check in on his blog when you have time (something I haven't always valued as much as I do now). If nothing else, he just may inspire you or your loved ones, it may be inspiration on how to deal with a terminal disease or it might be insight on some mouth watering recipes, both are worth it!"

I need this. Along with the "Don't be a cuntasaurus" Shirt.

Me when I get forced to go somewhere: "Okay, fine. but I'm gonna complain the whole time." Yup.