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In the Alabama Crimson Tide College Football Playoff Kings of Football 18x National Champions shirt in contrast I will get this morning I couldn’t find my headphones anywhere. I got my stuff cleaned up and just figured that they were in one of my bags somewhere. As we were packing up the boat I noticed that about 10 feet past the ropes securing the boats the ground got really rocky and it cliffed off with a 3-4 foot drop down to the water. Downstream of our beach there were no other beachs or even a place to get out of the water as far as the eye could see. It would be a very bad place to fall in the water, if you were lucky you might be able to stay afloat long enough to get to the next beach. And one more factor to complicate things, this was the first night, so it was very close to the dam. If you’ve ever felt water coming out of a deep dam you’ll know what I mean. Lake Powell water may be warm on top, but the stuff coming out of the dam comes out of the bottom of the lake at about 40 degrees. You’d get hypothermia pretty quick, even in the heat of the summer sun, which of course wasn’t up in the middle of the night. So as were packing up I finally find my headphones. They were about 2 feet from the downstream cliff past the boats. Remember how I dreamed that I was tripping over invisible things? Those were the ropes that tied up the boats. When my sister was about 5 or 6 we sold our house, unfortunately we hadn’t closed on a new house yet so we went to live with the grandparents for a few weeks. They had a big house with a couple extra rooms so it wasn’t too bad. My parents slept in one room, my sister slept in another and I usually slept on the couch. One night my grandparents had another house guest. A short preface, before mormon missionaries start their mission they go to a place for a couple weeks to learn how to be a missionary. This guy was from out of town and due to report to the MTC missionary training center and had arrived a day early. Somehow he knew my grandparents (I think he was a nephew or something) and decided to stay the night. As a result my sister got bumped out of the room she was used to staying in and had to sleep somewhere else and he took the bed in “her” room.