Every time my husband asks for sex I like your shirt thanks it’s my own ass shirt or Official I like your shirt thanks it’s my own ass T-shirt. This is my life all day every day. Every time my two years old makes me drop everything I’m doing to cook a specific thing and then gags when I put it in front of him. My dark circles are finally starting to smooth out after weeks of viruses and infections and failed antibiotics for said infections. My oldest has only been to school eight days this month and my seven months old has been to the pediatrician five times. All whilst daddy and mommy suffer flu and norovirus because we procrastinated on getting our own flu vaccines. Tried to take a picture and this happened. Apparently my seventeen months old decided to take off his diaper and pee on the couch! It’s from 8:30 am. We got in at midnight from Disney.
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Ungrateful baby. I like your shirt thanks it’s my own ass shirt husband every time we went somewhere he got to primp himself while I got our one year old and his stuff ready while barely having any time to desperately cover my tired a mom look with foundation because I am never going to grow out of acne it seems to thank you puberty, pregnancy, and postpartum hormones and stress lack of sleep and actually brush my hair out and cover up the baby spit up carrying a baby all day sweat stink I got fed up because after you have a baby everyone judges how well you recovered or bounced back and I would love to actually look put together. I love running through the mall to find a bathroom before my kid’s ass explodes. Seriously, you have no idea how many times you give a laugh.
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