Now whether it was then I’m a simple woman I like paw dog coffee and Stitch shirt adolescence ‘super snooze effect’ or her silky smooth storytelling voice that found my head on my desk, I’m not sure. I woke up face to face with her 32 double D’s centimeters away from my sniffer. The view was beyond belief. I could see right down her dress and discovered she was wearing a little lacy type bra. Not actual lingerie, but not far off. ‘I might have to take some stricter measures to keep you awake,’ she said much the boy’s amusement. There was no way I was gonna answer her back, no matter how tempted I was. Self-control, I kept thinking to myself as I could feel the blood rushing to my face. Oops, I almost told you her name. Now that wouldn’t do, would it? The other thing that wouldn’t do is the school’s Chinese whispers mongers.
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Now we all know that they can I’m a simple woman I like paw dog coffee and Stitch shirt get a little out of hand sometimes, and the jealousy of what actually happened and what some of the boys wished at happened, can make some of the male teachers slightly jealous, to say the least. In my next PE lesson, the teacher, an ex-army type that none of us wanted to pick a fight with took me to one side during the lesson. ‘Quiet word,’ he said, ‘if I hear that you’re falling asleep to get that beautiful teacher to show you her tits; I might just have you expelled.’ Nice fella really. As he stared into my eyes with jealousy as the green-eyed monster diving into a metaphorical lagoon of vicious envy, I stood up straight and had to say, ‘sir. If I find out you’ve had sex with her; just how much self-control would it take for me not to tell your wife.’