Then this one day, she gets this Jason Voorhees Pug ch ch ch grr grr grr shirt, so we’d have more space. I thought we were just going to cuddle. Or watch some Netflix, but right as I turned around she had taken off her shirt, wrapped her legs around me. And pulled me right over. And we just laid there making out, oblivious to the world around us. She was rubbing her hands all over my back. And I’d sit there rubbing mind all over her soft legs, telling her how much I loved her. We’d just stare into the eyes of each other. And at that moment know that we were in love and it was pure fucking heaven. We’d always see a lot of police cars drive by and park in the parking lot to sleep or watch a movie or do whatever cops do in their free time. This time, though, and this was just purely unlucky, one of the police officers drive over to us, sirens blaring.
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And yells at us through the Jason Voorhees Pug ch ch ch grr grr grr shirt. By this time, my clothes are off, her clothes are off, and we’re fucking scrambling to undo the back chairs, put our shit on, and hop out. I scramble out of there and the officer asks to see my ID. Low and behold, I don’t have any ID on me and I’m scared shitless at this point. Lucky for me, my ex has hers on her and hands it over. We’re standing here without shoes on thinking our parents are going to be getting a phone call pretty soon, which is a big no-no in my book. In an instant, the cop breaks out smiling and tell us I know what it’s like to be young. Be smart and use protection please. Then he gets into his car and skirts out of there as fast as possible. I’m pretty sure we were in shock, but we just stood there and laughed at each other for a few seconds. The most inappropriate thing I’ve ever done and been caught for it at least.