Porg Retro Star Wars shirt, some of you may be new to the franchise, but George “It’s Not a Hutt on my Neck” Lucas made much of his War of the Stars money from toy sales. So much money that he could basically masturbate with hundred dollar bills while writing the prequels. So before you complain about the Porgs, all I have to say is shut up, eat my ass, and then send me one of these. This is a porg. Yesterday, the internet became obsessed with them.
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Look at this Porg Retro Star Wars shirt. Chad won it at Target during Force Friday. It’s so cute. I literally add no substance to The Last Jedi, my presence is minimal, my only purpose is to be a money-making toy for the greedy Disney capitalists. What has my life come to? My porg will not be here til after Christmas. He always had Han’s back, now he can have yours. I can’t handle porg cuteness…counting down days for Star Wars w hand painted porg nail art & porglet gear by Her Universe.