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One afternoon, my coworker and Snoopy and Charlie Brown love Levi’s logo shirt. The “couple” in question was two women in their early twenties. Let’s call them Becky and Karen. Becky was on my table. They were pretty chatty at the start, and it became clear that they were party girls. The conversation went something like this. They quieted down soon enough. By 15 minutes into the session, Becky was pretty relaxed. I moved from her shoulders down to her lower back. Suddenly, she tensed up and uttered, “oh! Oh God! OH SHIT!” She then proceeded to leap off the table, push past my coworker, throw open the door, and sprint down the hallway past the translator and the hairstylist and the bookkeeper and through the lobby to the lady’s room.

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And yes, she was the Snoopy and Charlie Brown love Levi’s logo shirt. See, when your body goes into deep relaxation, your blood vessels tend to dilate. If you have alcohol in your system, this can make you very drunk, very fast. Furthermore, by massaging her lower back, I was putting pressure on her stomach and guts, so any problems there would have been exacerbated. Somehow, miraculously, the lobby was empty. My (female) coworker told me to take over with Karen and grabbed a clean sheet from our linen drawer. She found Becky curled over the sink, sobbing. She’d managed to make it to the lady’s room, but not quite to the toilet. My coworker set the sheet on the counter and told her to take all the time she needed. She then locked the door and put up an out of order sign.