Super Dad father’s day T- shirt, V-nec, Hoodie, Tank-top.
My daughter: get away from me.
Father: Then why are you in my bed? Because I like sleeping with you.
Me: Then stop hogging the covers and stay on yourside. Her: This is my side. Me: Uhuh, your idea of your side is the top side of he mattress.
My son: 2am, lands in bed like a grenade. Proceeds to “turn, twist, kick” like it was the movie Bloodsport. Oh, and snores like a F’ing freight train the whole time.
Warning: Attempting to remove either one will result in being more trouble that it is worth.